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John Chretien
Prime Ministir of Canada
Ottowa, Canada
Canada
Dear Prime Ministir:
In the name of all American I want to apologiz for the acid rain. I am a taxpayer and a Christian and I object to what we done. Today I just learn that all the coal we make into electrical make acid rain and hurt Canadas trees. We dont mean to hurt your trees. May be we dont now what were doing! Have you tryed teling the President. He is a democrat but if you wait a litel whil we may get a good President his name is President Dole. Tell him and he will make it beter. But you got to wait.
Til Dole I got a thing for you to try. You grow lots of letuce in evry lawn and all the park. And put oil on it like Crisco from big trucks with hose. And it acid rain. Acid rain is call acid rain be cause it got acid in it like VINIGER. Canada become a big salad! You wil fix world hunger! Get meat too from America and you got a balansed meal. We got a lot of meat. We grow it ever day! I wuld like America to sell you some PRIME beef be cause you're the PRIME ministir. But you cant buy all our prime beef be cause we need to eat it so we can be more strong than you in case there a war with Canada so we win. Youl just have to eat youre salad.
By the way why is your name John Chretien. Do you hide the speling be cause you are ashamed to be a Christian. It is a good thing to be a Christian espeshly if your name is John. John Christian is a double holy name! Say it and see! Imagine if you was a Jew and youre name was Hymie Christian. You wuld be embarased! So spel your name right for the glory of GOD. Youre American friend,
Brother Josiah
Brother Josiah is the creation of Josh Karpf.
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